Short one, here.
"If you didn't bring it in, don't take it out."
Today, I am referring to the remaining four Mtn. Dew bottles from the 6-pack that I'd left in the office refrigerator.
If you're going to steal someone's drinks, at least be sensible about it; I won't notice one every couple of days...
From now on, I'm licking every bottle I bring to work.